"Note: This is a list done by yours truly, just typing as I go. Now I won’t say The 100 Things I Miss About Sampaguita, since I will forever miss more than that. There will be some items that I do want to put here but I can’t. Sometimes words fail to capture the essence of memories. Also, there’s an obvious reason I’m posting here and nowhere else. This post is done in the spirit of fun and not meant to offend anyone. If ever you feel offended, please take a while to consider that some items here also involve my humiliation. Whatever. I’m a martyr for these things anyway.
And so, without further ado…
1. This has to be first. Pogi.
2. Renaissance and its many pronunciations
3. You know you miss Batch Night dancing.
4. Ma’am Aguila
5. Everyone looks like VV by transitivity
6. Monchai’s laugh
7. Talentadong Sampa
8. Scrabble sessions where I pwn everyone
9. Gab, I know you print everything for everyone, but I honestly still don’t get why you have to print stuff when Ma’am Boni tells you not to.
10. Your outings
11. And so we were introduced to the wonder that is Robot Unicorn Attack
12. That guy who sleeps for at least half the day
13. When there’s nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.
14. Perpetually haggard people
15. Don’t wanna kiss, don’t wanna touch, just count your molecules and hush. Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Avogadro.
16. Dave and his sense of humor
17. CJ and his sense of humor
18. Sir Sherwin and his sense of humor
19. 16, 17, and 18 COMBINED.
20. Late Night Sampa Parties
21. When the World Cup was on
22. Lyon’s frequent bursting into song
23. The period that everyone got into NeoPets
24. The abandoned Sampaguita Wiki
25. Sunday morning, rain is falling.
26. Michael’s movie poster revenge. Then the trend caught.
27. The pink Meiji container everyone signed
28. Health.
29. Marianne/Jeremy, Marianne/Migs, and Marianne/Neil
30. The unused Sampa FYeah
31. SocSci Trials Sample Quotes:
Lawyer: (Asking if the soldier did see a bullet go through the horse) Do you have 20/20 vision?
Soldier/Diego: (Pause) Is that… the normal vision?
32. CJ’s Filipino notebook. You know, the green one with the El Fili mock cover?
33. In that moment I swear we were climbing up your windows snatching your people up
34. Joey’s planned Marianne song to the tune of Friday: Sample lyrics 7 am parating pa lang si Marianne
35. Valentine’s Day Homeroom
35.5 Yes Jeremy I know I owe you a sketch
36. I have no idea why but there’s this certain charm to Krysza/Dave
37. Filipino comics
38. Cheska + Mara + Monchai
39. Back when the class blog had gifs courtesy of Marianne
40. CJ’s acoustic covers of Peacock, Friday, and Dear John. ESPECIALLY HIS FACE DURING PEACOCK
40.5 For the last time I did NOT request Dear John weihvkbvebvwnbroeb
41. That one Art project everyone else spent two months making that my group crammed in thirty minutes
42. The sleepover where we worked on Art.
43. David’s reaction to find that theirs were just reduced to ruins the day after. Behind the dorm. In the grass.
44. The world ‘Hell’ alone is a joke
45. The Dramione riot
46. Lord Brodeth
47. Oh Geo, what would Sampa have been without you
48. Gianne’s eternally warm cheer
49. Singing Barney songs in the field trip bus, creeping out all the Rosal girls… 49.5 Monchai as the lead singer
50. We’re all gonna die
51. Someone give me the macro where my face is all “Really, bitch, really?”
52. The Jade-Marianne friendship
53. No, no one ever sees Migs or Jeremy. They’ll just estimate how tall the person wearing the floating clothes are and assume it’s either one of them.
54. The Sampa Band
55. Jolina. Together.
56. Where. Is. Our. Star. Trek. Fic.
57. Xylo and Fluoro, the nonexistent offspring named after characters on a dental hygiene advertisement
58. Marianne’s ever-changing hairstyle, from Beatles to the ill-fated Cheska Cut
59. When an Art group breaks into chorus singing in the middle of the Popsicle Stick thingie
60. Can ants be sexually gratified?
61. Cosplaying Chemistry elements can actually be fun.
62. “VV is everywhere” and the plans we had to expand that statement into a comic which were quickly scrapped because they were too creepy
63. And the best response to a teacher’s question goes to
Ma’am Mijares: *discussing lesson*
Marianne: *creepy smile*
Ma’am Mijares: Why are you smiling, Marianne?
Marianne: Why? Is it a crime to smile? 64. VV, no. You do not look like Tom Felton.
65. Those music videos. Enough said.
66. That moment when my frisbee flew into CJ’s face and the horrible feeling that accompanies it
67. …I don’t think Chenes chenes is the milkfish’s scientific name.
68. The constant peer pressure surrounding Emman and his love interest
69. CJ’s foolproof mnemonic for memorizing taxonomy stratification 69.5 a.k.a. Dark King Palador Collects Oblong Faces Greatly Suffering
70. That 69th day
71. Room 222’s Live Talk audio sessions
71.5 Episode List:
1 x 01 - The Phone Does Not Wait for the Lusty Man
1 x 02 - Virginization
1 x 03 - I’m not being sexist here, I’m being malist
72. The Joanne-Gula friendship
73. Art and EnSvi say hi
74. Did you know? We have a Wordpress, a Blogspot, a Facebook, and a Tumblr.
75. Jade’s crackfic Toothpaste, which basically involves angsty!Dave/Jeremy and the rest of us turning into dental care freaks
76. Open Forum/s
77. Lyon without his guitar just feel so… strange
78. Monchai’s singing voice alone can shatter Josh’s resolve
79. How awkward LNSPs end
80. REC 1. That, and your perpetual screaming. 81. Mumuplayer chat
82. All hail my belly, my super belly…
83. Gianne’s huge post about III-Sampa and IV-Sampa that will always make me teary-eyed towards the end
84. The dormers’ rapefaces
85. Hip-hop abs
86. Diego and his love for DotA.
87. Slave Booth
88. The ceaselessly uncomfortable day when a good fraction of the class went out to the EnSci field trip
89. Bubbles during Chem
90. Josh’s golden reactions whenever zombies pop up in the game he’s playing
91. Oh, someone’s chat color is pink? Let’s call ‘em Umbridge.
92. The trio that is BroMagYu, or better known as Yu Mag, Bro?
93. It was only almost a nuke war.
94. The catfish experiment pictures
95. The Chemistry review conference last November 16-17, 2010, at 10 pm-2 am which quickly escalated into one of the derpiest things ever
96. Batch Night in its entirety
97. The Christmas party, too~
98. By the way, why don’t we have a class shirt?
99. Whiling away the last few moments together as Sampaguita last enrollment
100."

…but there is nothing left to burn.: 100 Things I Miss About Sampaguita

 OHMYGOD NEIL I MISS SAMPA SO MUCH :( :( :(

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